And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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