Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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