pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house