Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??