just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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