I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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