need another drink. this is the easiest way
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking