That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?