that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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