so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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