After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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