He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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