It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I have aggressive nipples.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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