Even my vagina gasped.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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