Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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