sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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