i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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