You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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