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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.