I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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