He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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