While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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