your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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