I accidentally burped into my bong.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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