only if we run a train.
done.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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