well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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