Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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