so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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