don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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