It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
...
I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize