At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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