Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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