just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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