Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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