Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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