Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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