My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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