My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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