oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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