My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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