Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran