Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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