i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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