She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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