the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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