I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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