Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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