we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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