they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.