maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.