Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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