I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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