I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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